Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Dubya Dubya III

Yesterday was weird. Newt Gingrich announced World War Three and said it was a very good thing, George Bush acted the complete ass at the most important meeting of world leaders in 2006, Ralph Reed delcared defeat in the Georgia Lt. Governor's primary, and...after viewing the video, Bill Frist declared stem cell research....
Alive!

Dubya's foul mouthed complaining to Tony Blair about those darn Syrians with his mouth full is all over the internet, as is the backrub he gave without permission to German Chancellor Merkel. That would be German Chancellor Angela Merkel, and you can judge for yourself how much she liked it.



Here's another picture of Dubya from All Hat no Cattle. That's our boy! Does that bottle on the table in front of him tell you anything? Didn't he get the memo from Newt? World war three is going down right now. Well I shouldn't be so tough on Dubya. If you manage to start a world war you have a right to celebrate a little before you fly home and use the first veto of your presidential career to squash stem cell research.

All Hat No Cattle


And poor old Ralph Reed...

Looks like voters are rejecting Republican candidates who have been caught up in the Jack Abramoff - Tom Delay- Indian tribe gambling - off shore child labor - money laundering - campaign contribution scandals. The Republicans aren't going to be able to even have a primary at this rate. Where are they going to find a candidate that isn't going to be indicted?

And Doctor Frist gets his own theme song...Sing along kids!

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he's near!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!


Stem cell research is MURDER...Oh wait...no it isn't. In the make believe world of Republican videotape, perhaps Dr. Frist can tell us all how stem cells are actually human beings, so Dubya can use the first veto of his presidency in good conscience.

Peace,



Steve

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