Tis the season

Ah, local politics.

I'm voting for Bleep 'cause Blorp took Blip's girlfriend when he was away at fooball camp in the 11th grade.

Blorp's is related to my wife's husband's mother in law, so I gotta vote for him.

Bleep used to live in Hooville but he moved to Thereville so I can't vote for him.

I heard Blorp hates cats so that does it for me.Can't vote for him.

Bleep goes to that church..you know...That church. I just can't vote for him.

Blorp don't go to church. Can't vote for him.

Bleep's wife is a real, uh, bleep. Can't vote for him.

I heard Blorp made a lot of money. You know what that means.

I heard Bleep don't pay his bills. You know what that means.

You-know-who is FOR Blorp...I just can't vote for him 'cause of that.

You-know-what is against Bleep...I just can't vote for him because of that.

You-kno-who did you-know-what with you-know-who-else's wife...Can't vote for him.

You-know-who-else's wife got caught...you know...can't vote for him.

Yeah... Or that other one neither...

Yeah...Not him or him, or that other one neither. Just ain't no good.

Uh Huh...Who you like in the Shurf race?

Peace,

Steve


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