Yeah!

The whole world loves Barack Obama. He's really popular. That's why we shouldn't vote for Obama.

Why should we vote for John McCain? People don't like him all that much...Yeah!

Barack Obama is really smart. He graduated Magna Cum Laude at Harvard Law School. That's why we shouldn't vote for Obama.

Why should we vote for John McCain? There were only four people even dumber than him in his whole graduating class at Annapolis...Yeah!

Barack is really fit. He's tall. He can dunk on you. That's why we shouldn't vote for Obama.

Why should we vote for John McCain? He's even shorter than Jimmy Carter...Yeah!

Barack Obama runs rings around everyone else with his work ethic and leadership skills. We don't want an effective leader as our president. That's why we shouldn't vote for Obama.

Why should we vote for John McCain? He doesn't work weekends. He needs his sleep...Yeah!

Barack Obama has detailed policies laid out at his web site for everyone to read and think about. That's why we shouldn't vote for Barack Obama.

Why should we vote for John McCain? John McCain has never sent an email. He's backward and ignorant, with no concept of what Net Neutrality means...Yeah!

Barack Obama has asked the Democratic National Committee to join him in refusing to accept lobbyist money and thinks the link between lawmakers and money must be broken in order to fix America. We don't want a leader who will answer to the people instead of lobbyists. That's why we shouldn't vote for Obama.

Why should we vote for John McCain? John McCain opposed offshore drilling for thirty steadfast years until just a few weeks ago when he needed some campaign money. For only a couple of million bucks in campaign donations, John McCain completely sold out his principles and constituents...Drill, Baby, Drill!

...Yeah!

Peace,

Steve

Update: Or maybe we should vote for Paris Hilton?