Monday, July 25, 2005

Catching up

I have a ton of catching up to do. I have a rant I need to finish and grass that needs to be mowed. (Yes, I mow grass...just not very much of it. Right now, it looks more like cutting hay, actually)

For those who nees a political rant fix, here's the short version:

Karl Rove will go to jail or be pardoned.

If Rove is pardoned instead of scapegoated, Bush will lose the 06 House elections so badly that he may not finish his term in office, which he may not do anyway.

Something really really big is cooking with the Special Prosecutor.

The Administration mouthpieces are absolutely shaking with them and listen to their voices quiver.

The Dem insiders are so happy that Howard Dean is saying he doesn't have to fan the fire any more and can turn to the Positive Democratic Message. Now if Dean can just kill off the old guard, he just may save our country after all.

Iraq is hell bent toward civil war and there's not a damned thing America can do about it. Get out now! When it's over, we can hand over Don Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney to be tried as war criminals, and make our peace with the victors and negotiate for a few drops of oil out of the big pipeline that was the cause of all this way back before we got 11,000 Americans killed or injured.

Geroge W. Bush will spend his final days of freedom holed up inside his compound near Crawford Texas. Unlike David Koresh, Bush will be taken alive.



1 comment:

  1. "When it's over, we can hand over Don Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney to be tried as war criminals ..."

    Do we have to wait until it's over? Couldn't we just have an air drop - kinda like the dark side of Operation Teddy Drop?