Saturday, November 05, 2005

Beat a Child for Jesus

37% of Americans believe that Aliens have secretly contacted the United States Government.

19% of Americans approve of the job Dick Cheney is doing as Vice President.

40% of Americans believe Astrology is Scientific.

35% of Americans approve of the job George W. Bush is doing as President.

More people believe in the public beating of children than approve of Dick Cheney...How can that be?

I thought those were the same people!

If Cheney has lost his child beater base...can the end be any closer?



Poll info thanks to:


And in our weird world, we can't get real analysis from the news people so we have to rely on the Tooners. Here's one of the best, Tom Tomorrow, explaining the CIA leaks:


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