Thursday, June 02, 2005

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Does anybody realize that Senator Bill Frist had his aide commit exactly the same crime that Nixon had G. Gordon Liddy commit?


Deep Throat!

Where are you now that we really need you?

W. Mark Felt was Deep Throat. He was also a Republican. It is the highest duty of American citizens to protect their country from all enemies, and so it was for the second highest ranking man in the FBI. The FBI is charged with the resposibility to protect our country from the enemies within. Realizing that the FBI was being coerced into attacking the political enemies of a man, instead of the enemies of the Nation, Felt acted when called upon by Bob Woodward. He was careful as to what he divulged so as to not commit a violation of his own oath of service to the FBI. He led Woodward with hints and suggestions, rather than simply leak information, though he could have.

Woodward and Bernstein seem to think Felt is a great American hero...So do I! He risked his career and life to attack the enemy of his country when it became inescapable that that enemy was the President himself!

And so it is, this very moment.

With all the obvious scandals circulating over the Bush Whitehouse, it will take dozens of Deep throats to lead us to the truth, but here is the real question:

The people who will lead the American Press are out there waiting to be heard...Where is the American Press, now that the Washington Post has sold its soul?

Peace,

Steve




Kos reminds us:

You know you're a Republican when...

...Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

...trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

...A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

...Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary.

...the best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

...providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

...being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

...global warming is junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.


And the new one:

You know you're a Republican:

... when you think Deep Throat was the bad guy because he led reporters to the truth about the President of the United States violating his Oath of Office and the Constitution of the United States and a few laws regarding Breaking and Entering, Obstruction of Justice, and Petty thievery, while he was at it.

Now we have the absurdity of Rush Limbaugh saying that by bringing down Richard Nixon, Deep Throat caused us to lose the Vietnam war...Well, Rush, I think it was because you and George W. Bush refused to go fight in it. I mean, if you two super Americans had just gone over there we coulda won! Ho Chi Min woulda surrendered just as soon as you guys hit the beach...Really!

Really?

How a bout this: 55,000 American's died in Vietnam after Nixon was elected, in part, because of his campaign promise to end the war. "With Dignity"

Rush is a traitor to America because he lies to the gullible. They pay him to do that, you know.

Oh well, on to funny stuff:



Juanita goes off on Tom Delay? Well sure, but she's cracked a good one for us this time. Funny!

Juanita

Wonkette's Greg Beato notices the Headline of the Week:



Not a good idea, if you ask us. Remember how much trouble he got into with a pretzel? — GREG BEATO

Monty Python? Bloggers are sometimes so worth reading because of the other folks that read them too. Check this one for the comments:

washingtonmonthly

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