Friday, September 30, 2005

WCJ Joke of the Day

Tom DeLay

No, that's not it. Tom Delay is a much hated person even within his own party. He's the picture of hypocrisy...corrupt and sociopathic, like most of the Republican leadership, now that I think about it. Consider the lunacy in this statement

"Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills." –Tom DeLay


But at least we're getting great jokes about Tom and Republicans in general, right now:

"Today a Texas grand jury indicted House Majority Leader Tom DeLay for conspiracy in a campaign finance scheme. This is the most embarrassing thing to happen to the Republicans since... yesterday." --Jay Leno

"Tom DeLay said he had a new priority in life -- outlawing prison rape." --Jay Leno

"Cindy Sheehan, she is the mother who was demonstrating in Texas. She was arrested at the White House for sitting down, doing nothing, and refusing to move. You know, if that's the criteria, they should arrest all those White House energy advisers." --Jay Leno
"John Kerry said he was never clear about where John Roberts stood on the issues and for that reason he's not voting for him. That's the same reason Roberts didn’t vote for Kerry." --Jay Leno

And the WhitesCreek Journal Joke of the day:

"President Bush has asked the FBI to start an anti-obscenity task force to the fight the war against pornography. ... Bush said he's serious about this war on pornography. He said he will seek out and find all weapons of Mass...

-- turbation."

--Jay Leno

Lisa is in fine form:

Adam Felbers has a witty twist on all this...the comments are worthy, too:



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