Saturday, April 21, 2007

Saturday Funnies

Today's blog will be brought to you by the National Rifle Asociation.

Well not really. The National Rifle Asociation is not about rifles anyway...It is about the business of weapons and is dedicated to the concept that America will only be truly great when the Richest of the Rich among us have all the tax cuts they can possibly be given.

Wait...That's not right...That's another rant, sorry.

The NRA is dedicated to the concept that a well regulated Militia being necessary for a free State. Americans must be allowed to buy all the guns and ammo they can possibly afford and be allowed to carry their weapons hidden about their bodies into schools and court rooms and anywhere else a Patriot want to pack heat. You can never tell when a gun enthusiast will be called upon to blow somebody away because they feel afraid. (That's the law in Florida already and it's coming your way soon.)

Elaine Boozler notes this little fact:

Japan has a population of about one hundred and twenty seven million four hundred and sixty three thousand six hundred and eleven. The number of children who died in Japan last year as a result of being shot is...ZERO.


3,250 US Troops were killed in Iraq during the last four years.

120,000 US Citizens were killed by shootings during the same time period.

And we're afraid of Terrorists? Dude! A terrorist gotta get in a line to shoot an American. We're taking care of that ourselves.

Folks, we are a Nation of morons.

Here's a great piece by Ms. Boozler. It is funny as well as tragic.

It is called:

We Are Getting Tired of Prying Your Guns out of Your Cold Dead Hands



1 comment:

  1. Anonymous10:23 AM

    "Folks, we are a Nation of morons."

    More truer words have never been spoken!

    My nephew, who is a staunch republican, thinks that it was okay to attack Iraq to take their oil. He believes it is okay to sacrifice American lives so he can have gas for his truck.