Increasingly Irrelevant?

I saw Al Gore on TV this morning and noticed that he's lost 15 pounds... And he's on the cover of Time.

"He's like the old boy friend you finally got over. He broke your heart.
You cried and cried. You worked hard to push thoughts of the tragic end of the
romance out of your mind. You promised yourself never to think about him or the
Dec. 2000 denoument ever again."

"But of course you did."

And he's still not running?
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Jimmy Carter? Little old ethical-evangelical christian Jimmy turns out to have the biggest balls in the Democratic Party:

"I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this
administration has been the worst in history."

..the
president has presided over an "overt reversal of America's basic values,"

From deep in his bunker, White House, Bush spokesmen called it sad that Carter would issue such a "reckless personal attack" and that Carter was "increasingly irrelevant."

President Bush was bunkered up in his ranch davidian compound in Crawford Texas.

Yep, that's right...The worst president in history was on vacation again.

Why not?

Everything is going so well in America.

Peace,

Steve