She also thinks Keith Olbermann has way too high an opinion of Republicans.
"Do you believe how self-destructive this Congress has become? This upcoming election is not an election, it's an intervention." --Jay Leno
And now for something completely different, which should offend nearly everyone except those who get it...Ok... they'll probably be offended as well....Caution...Requires sense of satire.
"This weekend Ohio Republican Bob Ney plead guilty to Abramoff-related bribery and corruption charges. Congressman Ney's district encompasses -- this is true -- most of Licking County, Ohio. Which early odds have it will also be the nickname of his jail cell. Ney asked for leniency in sentencing because he says he has a drinking problem. If you're keeping score at home, that now makes alcohol responsible for corruption, anti-semitism, and homosexual pedophilia." --Jon Stewart
"The president had a press conference about this this week and he said that the U.S. has no plans to attack North Korea. And then he added, 'Like having no plan ever stopped me before.'.Bill Maher
"An hour-long cartoon about the life of the pope has been produced by the Vatican. When asked why the Catholic Church would make a cartoon, the Vatican said it's the best way to reach its target audience -- adolescent boys." --Jay Leno