Monday, October 02, 2006

Timing is Everything

Hmmm...Matt Lauer, today show host and George Bush suck up, seems to be having a hard time interviewing Bob Woodward, former respected journalist who wrote two suck up books about George Bush and now has to come to grips with the realization that he was had by Karl Rove. Lauer seems a bit shrill in his not so veiled attacks on Woodward. He's nervous and it shows.

"Does this mean I won't be able to go golfing with the President anymore?" Lauer is thinking.

"How can you claim the President is lying?" Says Matt.

"Well here's the CIA report he recieved on Monday saying the Iraq war is like a Friday night football game and we're down 65 to zip...And here's the President on Monday morning saying 'We won!'...I could go on" says Woodward.

"Well aren't you being disingenuous bringing this up just before the elections?" Says Matt.

"Yes I am," Says Woodward, "Particularly after those first two books I wrote about him being a good president while I was sucking up so bad I couldn't breathe...but now the scumbag deserves it. George has screwed up my country so bad that even a disingenuous hack like me has had an attack of conscience...What about you?" says formerly respected investigative reporter while looking Matt Lauer in the eye...

"Ummm...Well thank you for being here, Bob. It's always a pleasure," says Matt Lauer. Turning to camera B...

"We'll be back after these words with some clips from a video tape of the 9-11 hijackers we've had for five years but Karl is just releasing now so you people will be afraid of terror and won't notice the foundations of your country falling down around your ears."

"Later, we'll visit President Bush on the golf course. How does the leader of the free world relax while the foundations of your country fall down around your ears? We find out right after this...."



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