Monday, March 10, 2008

Jon Stewart Kissed Tucker violently on the Mouth

Tucker's blood runs cold...He now knows he will die...just not when... or how.

He hopes it will be quick...Don't let it hurt too much.

But it will be slow, and it will hurt. Damn, will it hurt... It is a just end. Well deserved.

(I never noticed how "Jon" rhimes so well with "Don" until just now)

"You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you
are on any show."
--Jon Stewart, to Tucker Carlson

Now if we could get Stewart to visit Glen Beck. Or maybe not, since that would drive Beck's ratings into positive territory. Better to let him just die with no one watching.

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