Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Bible Study

Well, congratulations!

The Jawbone of an ASS has now killed TWO thousand Americans.

Weapons of Mass Destruction? The Ass lied.

Yellowcake uranium? The Ass lied.

Terrorists in Iraq? 9-11 connection? the Asses lied.

And so on, and so on!

Today should be the day we see indicted, a man that you and I pay the salary of, the White House Chief of Staff, Karl Rove. Not for being a coward, necessarily, but for lying...for treason...for crimes against America!

Indicted, not for lying about a sex act between consenting adults...For lying about...


Two thousand dead!

I say we go biblical on them...

Here's some fun reading for you. Try quoting this one sometime...Really breaks the ice at parties and church picnics:

Deu 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

And there's more:

Hey! Stealing a little bit is OK...But no sharp instruments:

Deu 23:25 — When thou comest into the standing corn of thy neighbour, then thou mayest pluck the ears with thine hand; but thou shalt not move a sickle unto thy neighbour's standing corn.

And for camp sanitation:

Deu 23:13 And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:

Here's a fun spot for biblical amusement and edification:



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